TITLE: Moss is green

AUTHOR: Demon Faith

CATEGORY: Poetry, nonsense

SPOILERS: None (although you may recognise a few comments)

SUMMARY: Strange happenings in rhyme

DISCLAIMER: Please don't sue - I didn't hurt them!

AUTHOR'S NOTES: I'm walking down an Italian street, thinking of cruel names for Josh and Donna's children, when this nonsensical rhyme pops into my head.

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Moss is green

Green is moss,

Josh is covered

in candyfloss.

Toby's drawing

the perfect circle,

Sam is painting

the Oval purple.

CJ's chatting up

the brick wall,

Leo's hitting on

White House Council.

100 Senators

playing musical chairs,

What a sorry

state of affairs!

Something here

just isn't right,

This shouldn't happen

in the House of White.

I'm sure there's something

important to do,

Yet-- oh good grief

the Oval's blue!

Candy Josh

has given Donna incentive,

I never knew

they could be so inventive.

CJ's moved

from wall to stone,

The perfect circle

is left all alone.

Leo's shifted

to the deputy,

And amidst this chaos

Is poor old me.

I'm in bed

I'm awake,

There's been

a mistake!

Surely I should dream

Of election dates,

For I am

President of the United States